In the spirit of McMama, let's have a Not Me! Monday.
Because I certainly DID NOT just now cook pancakes for lunch with lots of syrup, because there was "nothing else to eat". To add insult to injury, I would not dare add chocolate chips to my last pancake, because even a lunch of pancakes needs "dessert".
I would absolutely not spray the dog down with smell good spray and give him a good brushing to give my husband the illusion that he had a bath.
Speaking of things I would not do to my poor pups, there is no way that I haven't walked them yet today, and it is 1:30pm. I would never think that letting them outside for a quick tinkle would satisfy them until it got warmer outside.
When my baby needed a bath the other day, I would never clean her extra good with baby wipes and forgo the bath because I was too exhausted. Not me!
I couldn't fathom sneaking and painting my husband's beloved black desk yellow before he got home from work because it would match my color scheme better.
Not I!
Try and write your own Not Me! Monday... it's a little exciting saying all of the things you would never do!
